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EJ Altbacker is the worst author to ever live on this Earth. He literally looks like a disgusting, grotesque shark that has no neck and no brain. I literally wish that he could just go and eat Tik-Tun in the face. He is also the only man to ever make the worst book series ever. He won a Razzie for the "Worst book ever made in the history of ALL books" award. I honestly don't know how he makes a living off of these "books".

FAQs

Is he married?Edit

Nope.

Will he ever get a life?Edit

He already has a life, unlike you idiot!!!

Has he ever thought of anything besides SHARKS?Edit

No.

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